Beware the Multiples

Joe has too many personalities

can’t tell which one is really he

so if one is kind of sweet, then cruel

You first met Fred, then met Abdul.

It’s kind of odd, but don’t be scared

Fred and Abdul won’t abuse

neither do Sam, Frank or Lou

But Bud and Jack, they surely do.

Be cautious around the bunch

The characters listed above

all look and talk the same

won’t know which one to blame.

Half of them will hold you tight

make promises throughout the night

but half of them will kill you dead

and blood will soak into your bed.