Variations op. I

Life is what happens while you’re making lemonade.

If life hands you lemons, we’re gonna need a bigger boat.

If you get life, make lemonade.

If life’s hands are lemony, then they’re clean for a change.

Unless life makes lemonade, I’ll throw

the lemons.

If life had given him lemons, he wouldn’t have been drinking lemonade.

If life hands you lemons, make Moroccan pickled lemons.

If life hands you Lenin, make revolution.

If you’re pro life, eat a lemon.

If you can’t handle the lemons, get out of the kitchen.

You can hand lemons to all the people some of the time, and you can hand lemons to some people all the time, but you can’t give hand jobs to all the people all of the time.

Lemons hand you your life, but not your dignity.

You’ve got to lemonade and lemonade until you handle it.

If you if me another lemon, I’ll make if-ade.

Mellow yellow , lemonade, laments john Lennon.

If you know what you want(lemons) you shouldn’t say lemonade.

Life doesn’t hand lemons, it’s often limes.

If you bought a lemon, then lemonade is the least of your worries.

If you study conditional sentence structure, make an imperative in the result.

Not all that glisters is lemonade.

Every time someone says “i don’t believe in lemons”, a fairy dies.

If you build it, they will make lemonade.

In case of emergancy, lemons will fall from the overhead conpartment. Make lemonade first for yourself, then help others.