Taken
1. i hav a new skool and it is cald peskool. mommy says i am a big kid now. she givs me cookees for lunch. they tayst good.
2. my teecher is miss jessy. she is very nice and she smiles alot and she alwayz givs me hugs. after skool she kals me secret-lee and givs me candi.
3. mommy is very bizy. she says i hav to stay at skool layter i dont want to!
4. after-cayr is not so bad. it is fun! miss jessy stayz with us. i told her i lik cookees.
5. mommy forgot my cookees today but miss jessy brot me sum.
6. miss jessy was sad today and i askt y and she sed her bay-bee dyed today last yeer. i gav her a hug and she waznt sad anee-more.
7. today miss jessy gave me candi that mayd me sleepee so i fel asleep and then i woke up and miss jessy sed i waz at her howse. its a nice howse i sed but wayr is mommy and miss jessy sed oh she is sum-wayr. she gav nise food.
8. miss jessy didnt let me go to skool today but she went. wen she caym back i askt if she saw mommy and she sed mommy had a new kid to love and that mayd me sad. miss jessy sed she cood be my new mommy but i miss my reel mommy.
9. miss jessy didnt let me leev the howse but she brot me lots of toys i likt.
10. miss jessy is nice and she plays with me more than my mommy. she is so fun even thoh i cant leave the howse. i hav lots of good food.
1000. Today Mommy and I went shopping. She let me come outside since a few weeks ago, and I’m so happy! Finally! A sad looking lady looked surprised to see me. She looked familiar, but Mommy said “time to go” and we went back home. Weird.
11/14/2018
Inspired by “Born of Man and Woman” by Richard Mathewson.