Challenge
Write a story from a elf's perspective.
Make us laugh and maybe take pity on the elf who's doing the story-telling. You have three varieties of elf-lore to choose from and write his or hers perspective. The elves who make cookies in oak trees, the shoe-making elves, and of course; Santa's elves. Get writing and tag me so I can read! :)
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The Elf’s Lament
Every Christmas, worked to near exhaustion
Busy crafting toy airplanes and cute dollies,
All for those little naughty, ungrateful cretins
Tiny fingers cramping, aching, feeling almost broken
It would be so much easier to just put everyone on the Naughty List
And throw a lump of coal at them
Yeah, there's your wonderful present
Have a nice holiday now!
It would be so much better,
But Santa wants us to be charitable to those human fools
Can you believe it?
Ugh, looks like that daydream
Will have to remain just a dream for now
So, here's to another Christmas
Worked to the bone