Ax-man

He stands over the wataaaaah

Holding his mighty ax

Chopping all the kappaaaaa

That live in the wataaaaaaa

Extending all the syllaaaaaaaaaaaaaables

Chopping in half all the taaaaaaables

And he is very aaaaaaaaaaaable

With his mighty ax

From a to x he has got the whole alphabet coveeeeeeeeered

Except for those stragglers y and z

But he is still

Ax-maaaaaaaaaaaaaan