Advice From a Reasonably Successful Adult Male.

1. When you talk about, "fucking" that girl at school or objectify women in any way remember...You may have a daughter some day and some ass hat with think about your daughter the same way you are thinking about someone else's daughter right now.

2. Being a gentleman never goes out of style. Treat a girl like she's an object and your hand will be your most consistent sexual partner.

3. Listen to music, not misogyny with a beat. If your choice of music refers to women as bitches and hoes you probably don't deserve the chance to procreate, nor will you likely get the opportunity to.

4. Honesty is sexy and a man who listens is rarely lonely.

5. You may think your raised, fat tired pick up truck or super loud car stereo system is cool, but to most women either screams, "I'm hung like a light switch."