Variations op. 6

If you can’t stand the heat, why did you put your head in the oven?

If you can’t get out of the kitchen, then it’s probably heat stroke.

If you lend me a stand i will heat it before i get out.

If you can’t stand the heat, make lemonade.

If you stand too close to the fire, then you’ll burn the whole kitchen.

If you can’t stand the chicken, give it some heat.

If you can stand on one leg, you get a free kitchen out of it.

If you’re getting out to San-Fransico, be sure to wear a flower in the heat.

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For every kitchen there is a can’t, for every heat there is a stand. Got it?

If getting out is what you stand for, you’re in heat.

If you got out of the kitchen, look back fondly at all the heat...