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I think I'm a superhero because... What's the most hilarious/unorthodox reason you can think of that you might be a superhero?
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I Am SuperMary

My name is Mary. I am a superhero with meta-human abilities. It all started last month when on my way to school, I started seeing dead lizards everywhere. Some green, some white, some brown, some small. My friend Jesse’s lizard, Ron, died. Later that week, I saw him in a bush. He was calling me. Telling me he missed Jesse. But when I told Jesse about my meta human experience, instead of being greatful, he told me I need to see a therapist. I shouted that the only person who could help me was Robert Downey JR! But he was too busy helping Spiderman! With my newfound abilitie, I hope to fight crime, or get a TLC show about me.