"I feel like a taxi driver,"

He noted, I smiled. We waited.

I spotted Abi in the distance, and when she saw us waiting she did her funny awkward run over to us. She always reminded me of a fawn, newborn when they dont really know how to use their limbs.

"Hi!" She said, breathless, clambouring into the backseat with me. She wasn't wearing contacts.

"Missed your alarm?" I asked.

She sighed, "Completely."

As we pulled away we saw Abis dad getting into his own car for work, and I could see a grin hidden behind my dads face in the rearview mirror, as he rolled down his window.

He put on a voice, and yelled, "I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR CHILD! MWAHAHAHA"

And I think that was the moment I knew I wanted to be like him.