Some Stuff About Me

Why do I have to be a tuff egg to crack?

Why not a difficult piece of chicken to cook, or tuff water to freeze?

I prefer to be a dam near impossible pickle to ferment.

If I am told that I look like hell it would make me feel cool,

Who else has burning hair and fire shooting out of their eyes?

And if someone says that I smell like shit than I feel quite unique,

Most other people smell like b o.