It’s not fair!

When the 4-year-old says,

"That's not fair!"

Because she's not getting her way

And I'm looking for a new job

(Because it has been decreed,

all throughout the land,

that all must be in possession

of this wondrous thing

called Health Insurance,

never mind that it'll cost me more

to have than do without)

And there are plenty of kids

that don't have a fraction

of what she does

or even one person to care

And then she tries to insist

that "Life IS fair"

And I just sigh and think,

"Well, you're in for a rude awakening"

(It's also not fair what I did to and)