Go West Young Man

Go West young man, until you float fast on the sea

And when you find a pirate, give him a hug for me

Tell him you’ve got an idea and need lots of gold

And to take you to Zambia where secrets unfold

Ask for Shaka Hulu, King of the Chicken Folk

Because you’ll need silver feathers and blue yolk

To build a pair of wings to fly to Mount Smoke

And use the invisible axe to fell the Great Oak

With the wood, make the perfect boat and set sail

To seek out the laughing maidens in their holy vale