20 Random Tips Yuh Yeet
#1:
If you're going to slash someone's tires, only slash three instead of four. If you do all four, their insurance will cover it, but if it's only three, then they have to pay it out of pocket.
#2:
If you're in a car driving, and you know you're going to crash, aim for the softest things like trees or bushes. It's okay. Don't aim for something hard like a wall. You'll live if you don't.
#3:
Twist your ankle? Need to be back on it soon? First Step: Stand up on two feet. Step two: Now, lift up the foot that is not injured. Tricky yet? Feeling unbalanced? Step three: Now close your eyes. This striggers the muscles in your ankles to work together to keep your balance, thus adding attention to the injury. This excerise will help the sprain.
#4:
Have a really bad scratch and no bandaids? Put chapstick on it. Or vaseline. Whatever works.
#5:
Have you forgotten to text someone back for a long time and regret? Simply start a conversation and say, "Sorry, I forgot to click send. I thought it sent. My bad." Works every time. (WARNING: CAN ONLY USE SO MANY TIMES ON THE SAME PERSON)
#6:
A dog or a human ever bite you and they won't let go? Tip, don't pull away from them (cause that hurts like hell), instead, push up ashard as you can. It will cause discomfort and they will release you as a result.
#7:
Need to perform CPR but don't know how? Easy. Lay one hand over the other, and start pressing to the beat of "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen. Oh, and if you break a rib, keep going. Ribs are breakable, but hearts aren't (Plus there was one guy who sued for his rib but now they have a law against it, lol noob.)
#8:
Getting shot at? Run in zigzags. You're a harder target if you don't stay still.
#9:
Kidnapped? The more you weight, the harder you are to take. So drop like a log and eat cake. (Eat more cake to have more cake).
#10:
Getting robbed? Instead of being like "help! Anyone please!!" be specific to a person. Call out exactly ONE person. It works better.
#11:
Trapped on a stranded island with no food and canibalistic neighbors?
Pray.
#12:
Need a bikini body?
Just put a bikini. Literally. That's simple. (YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY YOU ARE)
#13:
Gas leaks smell like dead fish. So boi, you better make sure you're not having seafood for dinner when it happens.
#14:
Burns come in three types. First, Second, and third. If you've burned yourself and think you're fine because you can't feel anything. News flash: you're not. You literally just burned you're nerves and need to get a hospital ASAP. (Many people die cause they think they're fine, but they're really not.
#15:
Thinking about sex will cause the feeling to pee really badly to diminish. Gross, I know.
#16:
Need to charge your phone in a hotel but all the plug-ins are taken? Check the TV. Usually hotel TVs have a plug-in in the back for further use. Most people don't know they and they have to go to the extreme of letting their phone die.
#17:
If someone makes a racist joke and it makes you feel uncomfortable, just ask them to explain it since you don't understand it. They'll stop laughing instantly.
#18:
Going to a party and that eye-liner you bought is out and you need to look bomb? Take colored pencils and dip them in water. They'll soften and you can put them on your skin (just makes sure they're kid friendly)
#19:
Trying to make someone angry in an argument? Stay calm. Literally. Knowing that their words don't bother you one bit will make them 10x angrier.
#20:
When you want to scribble out a word but don't want anyone to see what you wrote, instead of scratching over it, write random words into the mistake. No one will be able to tell what you originally wrote.
Note: I literally came up with these at the top of my head from what I've learned. Hope it taught you something!