Conspiracy Theory

The whole world is against me! Pea kept saying. She was absolutely convinced that there was not one soul on her side. “This is the apocalypse” she kept telling herself, of course there’s a conspiracy against me.

Pea felt so lonesome it was ridiculous; but the only people she could talk with these days were Yawnee and Funshine Bear. The advantage was that Care Bears ALWAYS cared. Even when they weren’t given a reasonable situation.

The situation was dire and sometimes, Pea couldn’t help wishing that Funshine and Yawnee could take some of the shots for her; they didn’t even take the heat from her parents who just never seemed to give her a break. Constantly on her case at all times. But these were the only friends she had so she’d make do.

But how realistic was that. How on God’s green earth were they supposed to help her. It was pretty obvious Princess Pea lived in a fantasy world and this was what drove her parents (and all others) to distraction.

But really! When you begin to believe to stuffed animals can assist you in a game of Fallout 4! Well there’s no conspiracy against you. You merely have some deep seated psychological issues differentiating between truth and fiction.

Loon.

What a Muppet.