I Would Rather…
I would rather eat my food off a syphilis-infected hooker…
I would rather tip over all the candles in a church…
I would rather dust the shelves in a hoarder's house…
I would rather be an overweight soccer mom…
I would rather endure the weird tasting green meat found in first-world countries…
I would rather lick the bottom of a toilet brush…
I would rather run across the desert in only my underwear and a bag of lemons…
I would rather have gum forever stuck on the bottom of my shoe…
Than to be without you.
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