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Advice for things that will never happen
Has to be made up events or something crazy! Have to have fun with it:) it's the rule
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the_yeasty_boys in Comedy

If you open your fridge to find 157 posing muscle boys, don’t panic.

They can't attack unless you try to run or scream.

Stare them down and politely ask them to leave.

If they're persistient you may want to try sprinkling some whey powder on the ground in front of the fridge to lure them out.

If that doesn't work you should consult a professional exterminator.