Magic the Gathering

I'm sitting here at my iPad, and friends will not shut up.

They are on TCGplayer, and they are talking and talking about Magic the Gathering.

They speak with such diction as "scry 2" or "lifelink" or "Silumgar."

I know what it means, but when you hear them every other second,

you want to throw yourself to the jaws of Atarka.

Oh no, it's infecting me! I don't have much time before I am lost to MTG's

thrall. So, goodby sane world.