Ax-Man 4: Finally a poem

Ax-man could not brain that day

That day he had the dumb

Ax-man went to the couch and lay

He lay there and ate a plum

But he didn't have his ax

But that day he felt most lax

And didn't worry about the tax

Because, you see, ax-man had the skills

The skills, you see, to pay the bills

And then ax-man remembered

The time he had almost been dismembered

And his ax had saved him

And he hadn't even lost a limb

And so he grabbed his mighty ax

And stretched out all the syllaaaaaaables.

And so the story of ax-man

Eeeeeeeeeeeends.