I Tried To Make It Gender Neutral

The only thing that keeps me going

Is knowing that someday

I'll get my very own Happily Ever After

And you'll still be stuck in the castle

Because you were waiting on your savior in shining armor

That never came to save you

While you were weeping out the window

I was outside taming the dragon

While you were marking the days on the wall

I was building a bridge to make it across the moat

Sure I got a few splinters and burns

But now I'm free

And you're still stuck

In your Unhappily Ever After

Now I've tamed the dragon

And I fastened a saddle to its back

I've got the clouds ripping through my hair

And the atmosphere wrapped around my body

And you're still stuck in the castle

Choking on smoke and fumes

Waiting, waiting, waiting…