Condensed milk

The sugary “milk” which I eat off a spoon

I think this is the reason my dentist has fallen out with me

It was an ultimatum

Either you give up the sugar or this relationship is over.

This forbidden romance is so desperately needed

I keep white chocolate in my bedside table

Just because it tastes the same

But this illicit affair cannot stop now

What would happen to the coffee and the porridge if I did.

Never mind

No one has to find out

About this long term indiscretion

Just you me and the NHS