I have a bunch...

“You are the crispy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life.”

“Those who can endure most are rewarded most.”

“Good writing is clear thinking made visible.”

“Good books are friends who are always ready to talk to us.”

“No one can walk backwards into the future.”

“We should not expect from others what we cannot do ourselves.”

I swear, I get the best fortunes...