If you give a roommate a snack

if you give a roommate a snack

they'll leave crumbs all on the floor

so you'll have to get your broom and ask them to clean up

but then they'll probably complain

and ask you to take out the trash

so you take out the trash but when you get back they haven't swept

so you bribe them with a snack that you have no intention of giving them

and they sweep the floor,

afterwards they will want the snack

but you have already given them one and you will say so

and they will say you lied and start arguing

and then you will have to move out of your dorm

so you pack up your things and find a new roommate

but to do so you must put up signs

and to make the signs you have to print them so you go to the library

and try to print the signs

but to print the signs you need to pay and you don't have money because you've just moved out

so you walk around looking for loose change

when you find the change and print the papers and hang up the signs you wait for a roommate

and when you find a roommate you try to be nice move in pretty fast

then you get to know them and their likes and dislikes

and you want to be friends

so you give your roommate a snack