Birthday

Hey, it’s time! Man after 9 months of this tiny womb, I’m ready for the wide-open spaces. Start pushing Mama!

Oh whoa! You've got to be kidding! Do you really expect me to come out through that tiny opening!? That is going to be one hell of a tight squeeze, oh my gosh!

Huh? Wait, what's that sharp object? Oh, they’re making the opening bigger.

Uh, Um, thanks but that's still kind of small, don't you think? Oh, hey hey hey! What?

Grunting? Hey, don't grunt! Oh, she's grunting!

Oooohh, here I go, right through that opening! Get ready to feel some pain, Mama!

HELLO WORLD.

Hey, What! You spanked my ass!? Whaaaaahhh!

Oh, I'm sticky. Yuk. Hmmm but this towel feels nice. Hey lady wipe this gunk off my face. Yeah, that’s it, just wrap me right up in this towel. Mm nice. Oh hey, who's this? She's smiling at me. Ah, I know you. Mommy?

A finger? Let me squeeze your finger.

Mommy? Hi Mommy.