Beaver Cleaver, Stay out of my Hair
Hello, this is an Arab/Egyptian/Middle Eastern/Muslim/Coptic Cunt speaking.
Hey there, how are you doing?
Oh yes I am speaking to you dear penises. Hope you're doing great.
All set, okay, so am I bitches.
Oh wait, I forgot. The bitch is on me, I mean, hello...there's a talking pussy over there!
Hahaha.
Oh, shut up.
Just shut up you little anal impaler. Shut your ejaculation nonsense and listen up.
I am sick of you discussing me.
As it turns out most books that were written about "vaginas" were also written by "vaginas".
Holy moly, does that offend you?
Okay I am offended. I am offended that you would give 2 fucking hours from your fucking precious time to discuss me when I was all ears for you to discuss you!
C'mon, you're the big boy. The dick, the penis, the baby maker, the boomerang, the cock.
Why can't I find you discussing your daily habits? Why can't I sniff around to discover your diaries or your monologues?
Be honest, yes...yes, you can lean on me, pal.
Are you shy?
I can see you blushing.
So you're shy!
Oh you're shy...you're shy...awww *hugs*
Drop the act *shoves aside*
How can you be so shy about discussing yourself, yet too open when it comes to discussing me?
I mean, I am just tired of you writing about the religious interpretations of my skinfolds and bacterial habitat and all that mumbo jumbo that you've been learning from your sexually-ignorant partners whom I assume were all vaginas.
Haven't you ever fallen for a dick?
Please. I can see it. You are so against dicks. You're 100% into flat areas. You like a little tinky winky and sensitivity. Maybe you're afraid of heights or megalophobic.
(About the latter? Why are you so megalophobic yet extremely racist when it comes to megalophobic cunts? C'mon! Treat others the way you want them to treat you!)
So you wanna know about megalophobic cunts?
Oh they're plenty. In fact they sometimes look like you, mister eel. And yet you have the nerve to discriminate against them. Oh and in the morning you just give me that Julia Roberts smile and publish your interpretation of the vagina schmagina. Ugh. Prude, rude, crude. Honey, I am tired of listening to your lame jokes on cunts. I am sick of your wise impersonation of religious men and their mockery which could've been great on its own if I wasn't involved!
Really, why does every opportunity to satirize religions have to include me? It's like those lame homophobic jokes which are masked as innocent "hehehe" moments of pure sarcasm. Oh and just like sexist jokes, when I don't get them I'm downright glum and "I don't get your sense of humor" and I am also "kobba"
Hmmm
kobba, koss, kotta
I can see Arabic slang has feminizes words starting with the Arabic equivalent to the letter "k" called kaf and written ك. I wonder why?
Now that calls for a study. Not my cunt. Stay out of it, will you? It's too crowded already. What with the fluids and the lining and the poor useful bacteria. Leave 'em alone *sniff*
Maybe I'll try to challenge you into writing more on this topic. If you're intentions are clear and really un-sexist, write an essay or make a vlog about one of the following topics:
1) Megalophobic penises and how this racism affects clitoromegalic vaginas
2) Islam and the Penis (since I've seen about a dozen male vloggers discussing how Islam degrades the vagina, please shift the attention on how it glorifies the Mushroom head, will ya?)
3) Ejaculation (I know female juices sell better but please...let's focus on the male ones for at least a teeny tiny bit)
4) Castration (I've also seen too many menstruation jokes that I threw up in my mouth, literally so send me the castration loving, will ya?) this is also good in shifting the attention from the FGM to the Male Circumcision which is an important topic in how it is commonly accepted and loved, as opposed to the female counterpart.
That's all for now, folks
Sincerely,
One angry cunt