Vulvovaginitis

There's a catastrophe in the solar system

Venus has gone bonkers

She flashed Jupiter a wee bit of her V-shaped crotch

Jupiter's ass is not as broad as she thought it would be

Oops they did it one more time, down in the shadows

She basked in the light of the lightless

She spoke to the mute, allowed rhinestones to collapse in tears

Venus and the Nile Delta, if only she knew how to swim

Or how to graze her vulva with eucalyptus tears

Cinnamon, thyme and coriander vignettes

Catastrophe all over the hairy parts of hairless women

Women, planets, same old, same old

Only the sun gets to pick the winner

and crown the loser

With a casserole soaked in tears