Challenge
Terrible Argument
To avoid favoritism, this is no longer a democracy. Is that ironic? Only if you make it. Give me the worst possible argument. Make me shake my head in disbelief. It can be crass, outlandish, whatever, any format. Tag me if you want a reaction. And don't get mad cause I changed it (I created it on my phone and was limited when it came to challenge settings.)
Bed Crumbs
Every night, the same story. Crumbs on the bed.
I tell her not to do it and she does it again
Crumbs on the fuckin bed
Crumbs up my ass and itchin my head
Honey, boo-boo, darling, please, no more crumbs on the bed
Shake it off and refrain from doing that ever again
But every night, it's the same
Fucking crumbs on the bed