Jokes

Teacher: Hey what do you call a cow jumping a barbed wire fence?

Also Teacher: Utter destruction.

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

Mom: Hey, honey how was school today?

Son: Great there was a kidnapping at school.

Mom: What? Is he ok?

Son: Oh he was fine he woke up five minutes later.

ha ha ha I am very funny .