I’m no comedian...

... but come is eat in Spanish and I could use several plates of gourmet food right now. Like eighteen. Along with several deserts. I’m starving to death right now....

“NO MA, I DON’T CARE IF I GET FAT! FOOD IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY HEALTH AND WELL BEING!!”

Hey.... is that a cookie cake you’re holding? Well, I guess you won’t mind if I just... take that off your hands for you... you’re welcome.