Fake News

The short-cut to hades is the portal through this small village from where most of the girl children have disappeared. He staggers through it; his blonde hair a halo around his head from the electrical charge. Landing flat on his face onto the sidewalk, he breaks his nose and lets out a howl. The intoxication levels in his blood are higher than we anticipated but there is nothing to do now. While it adds flavor, we do not want his senses blunted. He has no idea where he is and Mexico is the last place they’ll look for him. The zombies are hungry as this, he, is their first meal of the day upon which they can feast.

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Is this recorder on? Hello? Hello? Ok ok it’s working. “My meeting with Bannon lasted longer than I wanted. He’s so full of shit I need to get rid of him and a bunch of other people. Let me tell you I’m a smart guy. I have had tremendous success before them and I’ll have tremendous success after them. They try to tell me what to do and forget I hold the power and they can fuck themselves. I will make America great again in fact I already have.

Kim Jong-un has agreed to pay for the WALL. He’s young and did a lot in a short amount of time. He’s a terrific guy terrific. He always jokes and says he purchased my soul in exchange for the WALL. Stupid fuck! If he spoke God’s given language, English, we wouldn’t have these communication problems. Here he is. Kim-who’s that with you?”