Playing with my food.

Relaxing in the sun, for lunch I had

Some ham and half a haddock

They went together very well

As I lay in my hammock

My friend was eating half a chicken with a bowl of peas

They went together very well

And he enjoyed his chickpeas.

My mother finished making dough

And ate a bag of nuts

She sipped upon a cup of tea

Delighted with her donuts.

My brother looked for bluberries

Upon a little bush

But he got caught, and stuffed with ham

It must have been an ’ambush!

My sister had some currant jam

Spread over Blackpool rock

And as she sucked that sticky stick

She danced around to Jamrock

I sucked up on a sour lemon

As I walked through a gate

My old friend Watson asked me why

I said “It’s a lemon entry, mate.”