I’m a Grammar Nazi.

I hate it when people replace your with you’re.

“Your not my dad.”

Instead of, “You’re not my dad.”

Mine with mines...

You’re not a fucking bomb about to explode;

Neither are there more than one of you. For example:

“Hey that’s mines!” Instead of,

“Hey that’s mine!”

Not putting the apostrophes in the correct place...

“Its her birthday tomorrow.”

The difference is so real. ‘Its’ is a form of possession. ‘It’s’ is a contraction for it is. Some people don’t like to tell the difference and stick with ignorance instead of knowledge.

Using the incorrect word in a sentence. Another example:

“Everyone’s loosing their minds!”

No. Their minds are not loose.

“Everyone’s losing their minds!”

I could go on and on about the grammar people think is correct.

Besides I want to be an English major; why not be a nut for grammar?