Calling all birds

Warning. Warning, to all my fine feathered friends. Do not, I repeat, do not get too close to humans.

Oh, some of them are quite nice. They even take the time to go to the store, buying us trendy bird houses and feeders, while offering assorted seeds for us that ain't bad. If my beak's correct, there are even some fruit and nuts mixed in from time to time. How can I complain? Well, their generosity is not the problem I have come to warn you about.

The problem is, humans do this strange thing called worrying, and over thinking. It even causes this other thing I've heard mentioned called insomnia. You really don't want to know the definition of that word, so please just trust me and heed the warning. I found out the hard way when I took occupancy right outside their living room window, because you know what they say, birds of a feather flock together.