Suddenly...

I thought my car was running fine, but in order to get it registered with Uber, I had to take it to their licensed mechanic.

He took one look at my car and said, “You need to remove all of the 3/4-inch lugnuts.”

I was confused. “Why?”

“3/4-inch lugnuts are overused. I hate them.”

I inquired further. “Should I replace them with something else?”

He groaned with impatience. “No. Just take them out. All of them.”

“But won’t that make my car unstable? Won’t my tires wobble?” I persisted in asking.

He became angry. “You came to me for advice, and here it is. I’ve been at this job for many years. I know how to drive and I know what passengers like, and NOBODY LIKES 3/4-inch LUGNUTS!” He was practically shouting by the end of his little speech.

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