Danny Devito, Secret Spy (Part 1)

Everybody knows me.

They’ve seen me in movies, referenced me in conversation, all the celebrity stuff.

But nobody stops to wonder what I do when I’m not making movies.

What I do during the months where I have no scenes to shoot, no Dumbo to teach, no mamma to throw off of the train.

Well, the awnser could suprise you.

I’ve been part of a secret goverment orginization called CCA (Celebrity Cover Agents)

It’s a relativily small group. We have some big names in here, but not many major celebrities. I’m not quite sure of the point of using famous people who are often busy and quite known to fight in secret, but the Goverment’s pretty smart so I’m sure that they know what they’re doing.

My mission right now is pretty important.

I have to infaltrate a wherehouse in Canada that’s guarded by heavily armed guards. Inside are a group of hackers trying to mess with the CCAs leader’s computers. If they’re not stopped soon, then our info will be out there and the pot of problems will start to boil over.

I look through my binaculars at the wherehouse surounded by a thick shield of trees.

I sweep my gaze across the length of the wall and spot three guards popping in and out of view. As I suspected, they each carried a sizeable black shotgun. This could prove to be quite difficult.

I get as close to the wherehouse as possible without being seen. There’s a couple of trees that block my rather small body from view. I kneel down and gather a few twigs off the forest floor together and lay them under some green moss. I grab a lighter from my pocket and start the small fire. It smokes heavily because of the collective foliage. Perfect. Everything’s going to plan.

I back off a bit from the smoke that’s started to cloud the area and hide from the view of anyone who comes to investigate.

I’m crouching down when I here crunching of twigs beneath someone’s feet. They must be coming to investigate the gray cloud drifting up from the trees. A large man comes into my view and looks down at the smoldering pile of twigs.

I run up behind him and pull him into a headlock. He struggles and starts to yell, but I manage to flip him to the ground with a hip-toss. His breath’s knocked out of him, but he tries to stand up. I use my knee to shove him back down, and then pull a roll of duct tape out of my utility belt that straps along my waist. I get it over his mouth, but here crunching of leaves on the forest floor getting closer. I manage to bind his hands with it when I hear, “Hey!”

I turn around and see a shotgun leveled to my face. I duck down and charge into his gut. He doubles over, but quickly corrects himself and tries to use the butt of the gun to bash my face. I grab it and push it away, but he shoves be to the ground. From the position that I’m in, I manage to kick his hand and the gun goes sprawling across the ground. It ends up coming to a stop next to me.

He makes a grab for it, but I reach it first. I level the barrel at his chest, flinch, and bull the trigger. A shock goes through him and he falls to the ground. Breathing. Thank gosh, it must be a shock gun type of thing. I try to keep casuilties to a minumum on my missions. He should be on the ground for a few minutes.

I hear someone sprinting towards me, and I turn around and fire. The man falls to the floor. Looks like I got all the guards, and I didn’t have to kill a single person. This much is done, but now I have to get in and finish the job. This could end up being tricky.

End of Part 1.