13th to 1st Floor

I can’t fucking believe it! Two overweight gorillas from security watched him, while he gathered the things from his office. Damn it, If they keep watching me I can’t get the booze from the other drawer. Why the fuck do they think I even need to be watched? All this shit is mine anyways, why do they bother what I do with it?

„Sir, it’s getting time. We have orders to escort you from the premises now“

How often did you have to practice before you could remember all those words, eh fatty? „Just give me one more second.“ Fuck, I should have stored the bottles in the lower drawer. He pretended to think about what else to collect from his desk, and slid the box to the lower left corner in the process. He got the bottles out without making a sound and put them on the floor. Then he bent down and put the box on the floor, pretending to unpack the lower drawers.

„Okay, I’m done“

„Good. If you’d please follow us outside.“

„Yes, thank you, I know the drill.“ I’ve fired enough people myself to know how it works. And when I come back you’ll be the first one to see how it’s on the other side, prick.

He followed the security guards out of his office on the 13th floor. Couldn’t they have fired me in the afternoon when all those lazy fuckers are home already?

The other workers stood up from their desks to watch the spectacle. He had to walk 15 meters to the elevators, then it would all be over. Some tried to look sincerely sorry, others didn’t made any effort to hide their smiles.

He couldn’t wait to get home to his 1990 Vintage Single Malt Scotch and forget the last 15 years he worked for the company. He’d drown everything, except the feeling of betrayal that grew stronger with every step. Fuck me, how did today turn into the walk of shame from Game of Thrones? And they don’t even know all the shit I did for them. Yea, just keep on smiling you stupid sheep. The lion will be back to get his share of the feed.

He stepped into the elevator, the security guards in the corners behind him.

When the doors started to close, he heard the people in the office beginning to applaud.