And How’s Your Day Been Going, Sir

"I'm in a strange time in my life", I said.

"I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, man. I'm so angry all the time. Everyone and everything bothers me and I don't know why. Even just walking down the street I get pissed off. No one cares about anyone. It's all these conceited people that just care about themselves and you can see it all the time. No one moves out of the way for you when you're on the sidewalk, people throw their garbage on the street making the dirty streets even filthier, everyone's so involved in their own bullshit phones, checking their social media as if anyone really gives a shit. I went on a date a few days ago and the whole time I tried to talk to this girl she's half listening while scrolling through instagram and texting other people. Hey, I get it maybe we're not on the same page but lets be honest with eachother. If we're not having a good time together lets just call it a day and go home. I think she just wanted free coffee, honestly. And you know what? All my friends they're off doing important things with their lives, getting promotions, moving into houses, getting married and I can barely afford to get more than a few microwavable pizzas. I don't even know what I want to do for the rest of my life, you know? Like how am I supposed to decide what I want to do for the next 50 years, if I even make it that far, if it takes me two hours to pick a movie I want to watch on netlfix and by then I don't even feel like watching a movie anymore, you know what I mean? I mean, jesus, it doesn't make any sense. And fuck is my job borin-

"Sir, that'll be $97.50. Do you want paper or plastic?", said the wide eyed grocery store cashier worker

"Oh yeah, I'll take paper, thanks. I love that they opened a Trader Joe's so close to my place! Anyways how's your day been, mam?