Challenge
A long-winded title
Only rule: the title itself must be longer than the actual writing. [If Prose still forces the 15-word minimum, you can bold the title and make it part of the body of the text, or place a bracketed nonsense filibuster at the bottom.]
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I No Longer Want To Do This Piece,
For This Challenge, Because I Wrote A Very Nice Title. It Was One That I Quite Liked, But I Tried To Save It, And It Didn’t Work. So now, I Will Continue To Pout About This, And Make My Title About This, And My Piece About This, Because I Am DEVASTATED. I Worked So Hard On My Last Title, All For Nothing! And Because Prose Has Made Me Suffer At The Untimely Death Of My Gloriously Beautiful, Long-Winded Title, You, The Reader, Must Suffer As Well. I Hope You Enjoy The Complete Lack Of Actual Writing Here. There Will Be Two Words Of Actual Writing. TWO WORDS. This Will Be The Last Time You Annoy Me, Prose! You Cannot Limit My Title Space! That Limits My Creativity. So, Prose, I Hope You’re Happy. (X)
You suck.