Commercial break***

Respected brothers and sisters, citizens of Earth!

Please allow me to interrupt you in your noble pursuit of happiness and satisfaction in this time of global golden age. With everything readily available and free, many of you have forgotten about one pretty important function of sex. Our previous product of instant and permanent* contraceptives proved too successful. Although you are most certainly happy to be able to enjoy the carnal pleasures of sex, you must have noticed something missing. We are pleased to inform you that you can still have children! Any one of you, a couple, or a group can sign up to have children made for them artificially! All limitations concerning financial stability, or mental and physical health have been suspended indefinitely! You can have them delivered to you at any age you prefer, raised properly and accordingly to specific age, or not delivered at all, just raised properly** to adulthood. Have your genes passed on without any responsibility! Participate in the prolongation of human race without hassle! Have one more of your primal needs satisfied!

Sincerely yours, One Stop Shop AI!

* - until revoked

** - subject to all available data on raising children from historical documentation

*** - best suited anachronism