Challenge
A long-winded title
Only rule: the title itself must be longer than the actual writing. [If Prose still forces the 15-word minimum, you can bold the title and make it part of the body of the text, or place a bracketed nonsense filibuster at the bottom.]
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An Artical Teaching how One must Respond to a Stranger who - Having only Recently Met You - Decided to Share Their Entire Life’s Story (TM) Without Mincing any Graphic Details Whatsoever, to the Point Where You’re Wondering Exactly how Drunk They are and if it was a Bad Idea to Add Them to the Group Chat and Maybe You Should Call your Mom Because You’re Kinda Scared at this Point... and Alexa, That’s so Sad, Play Despacito
“Oof.”
~Cotton Candy