Challenge
A long-winded title
Only rule: the title itself must be longer than the actual writing. [If Prose still forces the 15-word minimum, you can bold the title and make it part of the body of the text, or place a bracketed nonsense filibuster at the bottom.]
A Boring Tale in which the Apparently Absent Protagonist Does Nothing, Says Nothing, and has No Interaction with the Equally Absent Antagoni
A Boring Tale in which the Apparently Absent Protagonist Does Nothing, Says Nothing, and has No Interaction with the Equally Absent Antagonist
Once upon a time, this story reached its end.
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