Medley of Lame

The hearing impaired were invited to the Halloween party.

They all showed up with hats made of pees on their knees.

"Happy Hat low Pees!"

Your witch is so fat she has to ride a Hoover

I sent my bratty diabetic, allergic-to-peanuts stepson out to trick or treat.

Dracula called in sick on Halloween night.

He could not stop coughin'

Andy went to the Halloween party dressed as a buttox

He said, "What? I'm a full moon!"