Challenge
Write a mock obituary for a person that perished while engaging in a courageous or comical act.
Dennis “Denny” Tuttleman
Denny Tuttleman, former Jackass star and recent Darwin Award recipient, went to his glory on Wednesday after a freak accident. He was demonstrating, to his sister, Jenny, how much fun it is to ride a piece of discarded linoleum like a sled down a grassy hill. An unfortunate combination of dry brush, due to current drought conditions, and excessive speed caused Denny's cargo pants to ignite and he was instantly consumed by flames. His loss is tempered by the fact that he died doing what he loved most: being a jackassh. In addition to Jenny, Denny is survived by siblings Lenny, Benny, Henny and step-brother Lance.
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