Writing on the treadmill. Because my phone is safer to touch.

Omg his butt is eating his sweats and his arms are so bulky he can't even wipe his ass properly. Wonder if they make meat-head ass wiping extenders?

Hwarf

Too much shoe and bad form. Reeks of injury and blow out.

All the cool toys are in the personal fitness area... And I'm not a trainer on staff. Kinda wish I was. Kinda.

But then; Ebola. Sweat. Ewww

I wish I had the Bill Murray set up from Zombieland hahaha