Challenge
The Worst Breakup Ever
Concoct the worst breakup ever. Like, the worst time to break up with someone (ex: in the middle of class...), the worst day, etc. You can rehash a breakup that you have experienced, create some angry dialogue, just get creative! This one is a monarchy, and please tag me in the comments.
Poor Whiskers
I was gonna say “It’s not you, it’s me,” but the more I think about it, it really is you.
You can keep the towels and sheets, but I will have someone come and pick up my dishes and silverware. I’m really sorry I ran over your cat.
Oh, and by the way, your sister and I are flying to Reno to get married. We’ll send you pics.
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