Have You Already Stalked Our Wife Today?

"I love CC so much. They're so awesome, and they are so pretty."

"Dude, I love them, too."

"You know what? Someday, I'm going to marry them!"

"No, you can marry CC! I'm going to marry CC!"

"We can both marry CC."

"Okay, fine. I don't want to marry you, though."

"Yeah, I don't want to marry you, either."

In a nearby corner, a friend watches this argument happen. They wonder what their friends are arguing about this time. Confused, the friend decides to ask.

"What are you guys talking about?"

"Oh, we were just talking about how we both want to marry the same person."

"But we aren't going to marry each other. Because that'd be weird."

"We do this a lot. Don't worry about it."

One of the participants in the argument turns to the other, smiling. They are very entertained, and happy to be in the company of friends.

"Sooo, what are you doing right now?"

"Looking at the news."

"Oh. I'm internet stalking our wife. Have you already stalked our wife today?"

"Of course."

"Okay, good."

The news-knowing participant looks up. They are wondering something.

"Have we actually told CC that we want to marry them?"

"Nah. Should we?"

"Probably."