In Today’s News...

More people care about the legalization of weed, man.

But did that become more important than the legalization

Of women and children?

“Death is inevitable.”

“They’re not our problem.”

Close up all borders, especially…

Specifically down in the south,

Even if Canadians are sneaking in

It’s not a thing…

Look at the skin...

Yaaaa, but have you seen

Kim K and Kanye new

Baybay?

Aw she’s too cute!

Speaking of…that swimwear

Caitlyn in…arrest her!

She’s killing it!

Oh, but the law busy,

Gunning down people who

Don’t look like you, who…

Keep saying ‘all lives matter’

But do black lives really matter?

Because when it really matters,

You’re not out there

Protesting the inequality

To guarantee the end of all of this hostility.

But god forbid they take your flag, the

Underhanded symbol of racism

You keep saying isn’t in existence…

And suddenly you’re filled with passion

For human rights, despite the meaning of-

the flag you’re waving.

But it’s just too much…

So we stay out of touch

With the reality of our

Humanity (if you can call it that)

We sit back, get our news from E!