It’s the Sudden Stop That Kills Ya

So there I was, fallin’ through the sky, wishin’ I’d put on my parachute as the pilot asked, but thinkin’ I’d be macho (and impress my girlfriend) by frolicking around the airplane chute-less and shirtless. I’ve done dumber things, though not recently. I had one chance to survive, one in a million, but when that’s all ya got, that’s what ya do—so I did.