Challenge
So there I was...
Give me the greatest first-person hook of all time, starting with "So there I was..." Three sentences maximum.
Drunken Clarity
So there I was... Pants down, painted blue, with paper mache wings taped onto my back. Vision blurry, words slurred, and a grin so lopsided that I had thought the world was turning, even though now that I say it, I guess technically it was. It was on this day, in this position, in front of everyone, that I finally knew...
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