Scary Monster

"Bro, you need to stop coming out when Ashley's going to bed. You're scaring her."

"Dude, you know I don't mean to. I'm a nice guy. But there is only so much I can eat. And those sunset shadows... They're the best thing."

"I'm her teddy bear. It's my job to protect her. Right now, she thinks I need to protect you from her."

"Man, I'm sorry. I really don't mean to scare her. I'll change up my schedule, eat the sunrise or midday shadows, instead."

"You better. When I let you move in under the bed, you promised Ashley'd never know you were there."

"Yeah, man. I get it. Follow the rules, or you'll find a new roomate. I gotta go. The front door is opening."

"Later, dude!"

Just to be clear, normal text is the teddy bear, and underlined text is the "monster."