Challenge
So there I was...
Give me the greatest first-person hook of all time, starting with "So there I was..." Three sentences maximum.
Fuck!
So there I was nauseous on multiple drugs. Panicking in fear and distrust from a special bunch-of-buzz washed down in a Styrofoam cup. A drowsy slur-and-a-slush rushed up my throat but was hushed by an under-the-breath cuss, followed by a hurl of chunks from my lunch-turned-mush; fuck!
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